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Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​. ​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​ Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. ​ ​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" ​ ​Ekene answered.."Yes,Sir!" ​ ​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​ ​Ekene didn't respond. ​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! ​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested. ​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​ ​Boss answered, "Yes!" ​ ​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" ​ ​Boss didn't answer​. ​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. ​ ​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​. ​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​ ​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. ​ ​Ekene called, "Madam! ​Madam answered, "Yes!" ​ ​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​ ​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀 Don't laugh alone. Share with others, spread the joke​.

Ekene is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added)​. ​As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​ Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. ​ ​The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" ​ ​Ekene answered.."Yes,Sir!" ​ ​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​ ​Ekene didn't respond. ​The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! ​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested. ​Ekene shouted, "Boss!"​ ​Boss answered, "Yes!" ​ ​Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" ​ ​Boss didn't answer​. ​Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. ​ ​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​. ​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​ ​Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. ​ ​Ekene called, "Madam! ​Madam answered, "Yes!" ​ ​Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​ ​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀 Don't laugh alone. Share with others, spread the joke​.


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