MY CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE TO MUSEVENI & NRA / NRM. As you celebrate this mile stone, I would like to remind you of the things NRA / NRM has done for you so that you remember to thank them and most especially our beloved dear leader #Museveni. 1) They morgtgaded off #Uganda to China and India. 2) They sold all our natural resources and corporations. 3) They implemented a policy of Intentional Poverty. 4) They ensured that 10 million youth would go without employment. 5) They took away all the equipment and medicine from the hospitals. Then built private ones for their families. 6) They killed cooperatives in order for farmers to have no help. 7) They put taxes on farm inputs. Oh yes, this was needed. 8) They bastardised education to the point where University graduates write so horribly they are only good as maids, sex slaves or under paid security guards in the Middle East and Asia. 9).They eliminated corruption by turning everyone into a thief. 10).They got rid of annoying diseases like typhoid, cholera and malaria to the tune of break outs and 165 dying of malaria in Karamoja with 8000 - 10000 cases of malaria reported weekly. 11). They gave you clean water. Hey, if cows can drink from the streams, why not you? 12) They improved sanitation and now you can piss and shit in the bushes or farmers' fields. 13) They improved security and now you can enjoy your sleep and ignore the ones who get kidnapped at night and we never see them. 14). They dealt away with women and child trafficking such that you can now make money from it. 15) They introduced epidemics of jiggers in many parts of #Uganda. The itch from a jigger feels great. Did you know this? 16) They brought you a leopard whose anus if you touch, you are a gonna. 17) They put Uganda on the world map as one of the countries with the most violent and brutal police force. 18) They invaded all your neighbours and looted their minerals. 19) They took away your land which you were incapable of using efficiently anyway. 20) They sold off your forests and Lake Victoria and put up IDP camps where you can die of hunger, be raped and get STDs. 21) They brought you freedom of speech with no freedom guaranteed after speech. Spy agents will run after you, after your freedom of speech. 22) They put in place Journalist protection by ensuring that those who report on contential things are beaten. After all, this group can be annoying. Who needs to know all that you report anyway? 23). They increased your exports to $2.4 billion while curbing your imports to $6 billion. #LONG_LIVE_MUSEVENI #LONG_NRM PROUD LUGBARA OSUTA YUSUF A CAREER POLITICIAN / LAWYER.
MY CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE TO MUSEVENI & NRA / NRM.
As you celebrate this mile stone, I would like to remind you of the things NRA / NRM has done for you so that you remember to thank them and most especially our beloved dear leader #Museveni.
1) They morgtgaded off #Uganda to China and India.
2) They sold all our natural resources and corporations.
3) They implemented a policy of Intentional Poverty.
4) They ensured that 10 million youth would go without employment.
5) They took away all the equipment and medicine from the hospitals. Then built private ones for their families.
6) They killed cooperatives in order for farmers to have no help.
7) They put taxes on farm inputs. Oh yes, this was needed.
8) They bastardised education to the point where University graduates write so horribly they are only good as maids, sex slaves or under paid security guards in the Middle East and Asia.
9).They eliminated corruption by turning everyone into a thief.
10).They got rid of annoying diseases like typhoid, cholera and malaria to the tune of break outs and 165 dying of malaria in Karamoja with 8000 - 10000 cases of malaria reported weekly.
11). They gave you clean water. Hey, if cows can drink from the streams, why not you?
12) They improved sanitation and now you can piss and shit in the bushes or farmers' fields.
13) They improved security and now you can enjoy your sleep and ignore the ones who get kidnapped at night and we never see them.
14). They dealt away with women and child trafficking such that you can now make money from it.
15) They introduced epidemics of jiggers in many parts of #Uganda. The itch from a jigger feels great. Did you know this?
16) They brought you a leopard whose anus if you touch, you are a gonna.
17) They put Uganda on the world map as one of the countries with the most violent and brutal police force.
18) They invaded all your neighbours and looted their minerals.
19) They took away your land which you were incapable of using efficiently anyway.
20) They sold off your forests and Lake Victoria and put up IDP camps where you can die of hunger, be raped and get STDs.
21) They brought you freedom of speech with no freedom guaranteed after speech. Spy agents will run after you, after your freedom of speech.
22) They put in place Journalist protection by ensuring that those who report on contential things are beaten. After all, this group can be annoying. Who needs to know all that you report anyway?
23). They increased your exports to $2.4 billion while curbing your imports to $6 billion.
#LONG_LIVE_MUSEVENI
#LONG_NRM
PROUD LUGBARA OSUTA YUSUF A CAREER POLITICIAN / LAWYER.
As you celebrate this mile stone, I would like to remind you of the things NRA / NRM has done for you so that you remember to thank them and most especially our beloved dear leader #Museveni.
1) They morgtgaded off #Uganda to China and India.
2) They sold all our natural resources and corporations.
3) They implemented a policy of Intentional Poverty.
4) They ensured that 10 million youth would go without employment.
5) They took away all the equipment and medicine from the hospitals. Then built private ones for their families.
6) They killed cooperatives in order for farmers to have no help.
7) They put taxes on farm inputs. Oh yes, this was needed.
8) They bastardised education to the point where University graduates write so horribly they are only good as maids, sex slaves or under paid security guards in the Middle East and Asia.
9).They eliminated corruption by turning everyone into a thief.
10).They got rid of annoying diseases like typhoid, cholera and malaria to the tune of break outs and 165 dying of malaria in Karamoja with 8000 - 10000 cases of malaria reported weekly.
11). They gave you clean water. Hey, if cows can drink from the streams, why not you?
12) They improved sanitation and now you can piss and shit in the bushes or farmers' fields.
13) They improved security and now you can enjoy your sleep and ignore the ones who get kidnapped at night and we never see them.
14). They dealt away with women and child trafficking such that you can now make money from it.
15) They introduced epidemics of jiggers in many parts of #Uganda. The itch from a jigger feels great. Did you know this?
16) They brought you a leopard whose anus if you touch, you are a gonna.
17) They put Uganda on the world map as one of the countries with the most violent and brutal police force.
18) They invaded all your neighbours and looted their minerals.
19) They took away your land which you were incapable of using efficiently anyway.
20) They sold off your forests and Lake Victoria and put up IDP camps where you can die of hunger, be raped and get STDs.
21) They brought you freedom of speech with no freedom guaranteed after speech. Spy agents will run after you, after your freedom of speech.
22) They put in place Journalist protection by ensuring that those who report on contential things are beaten. After all, this group can be annoying. Who needs to know all that you report anyway?
23). They increased your exports to $2.4 billion while curbing your imports to $6 billion.
#LONG_LIVE_MUSEVENI
#LONG_NRM
PROUD LUGBARA OSUTA YUSUF A CAREER POLITICIAN / LAWYER.
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